So, 8500 brand items to be put BACK on the shelves at Walmart after a drastic reduction. Aside from the obvious here, Glade "trigger" handle products have been restored to their "roll out" sanctity in the most prestigious of super skankdified markets. What brand of saucy, white goodness would not want to be seen on the shelves graced by the presence of men (and women) in Tuxedo embossed tee shirts with cut off shorts and visible thongs snuggly tucked into an ass infused with cottage cheese and deep desire for Summer's Eve?
Who the hell doesn't carry Hellmann's Mayonnaise? That should actually be classified as anti-American. Hellmann's was a condiment pioneer. Why would you ever think egg fortified jizz swizzle without seeing that lovely blue and yellow label?
I think the wronged party here should actually be Hellmann's. They made their way out of this discount Hell only to be brought back to the orphanage. They were reaching their little splooge laced fingers from the depths of dirty sex jokes just to be dragged back into the incestuous alley of carnage and clearance.
I for one, have a new respect for this spunked mixture of dairy and preservatives. All hail Hellmann's mayonnaise and a hope for future generations that shun the likes of the newly anti-American "Walmart". Roll this mother fucker!!!!
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