Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Judgment Day... Dun Dun DUHHHH!!!

Seriously? Anyone who believes the rapture will be announced in Time Magazine is a moron. If you're still here on Saturday, it's not because you're evil. It's because this stuff is not going to be announced on NPR and warnings will not be flashed across the bottom of your television like a tornado. If anyone of these sheep is a learned member of so-called, and loosely at that, Christian society, you ought to know better - you fool.

It is very clearly written we will not know the time of Jesus' return. That is clear, doesn't require translation and pretty free from "interpretation". It's not like a lot of the grey areas that occur in the Bible.

I am not a non-believer because I criticize your stupidity either. I just know better. The people who believe this nonsense are the same ones who smell the air when you already told them it stinks. They are the same idiots who fall for same pranks as a kindergartners.

Has it occurred to anyone else it's possible this is a media event? What ads are you seeing when you click on these streams of apocalyptic madness? Tide laundry detergent didn't random show up there... (for example only) They are funding it because you're going to click on it and you'll think, "Wow... The new Mr. Clean with Febreze that smells like a New Zealand sunshine sounds really nice right about now...". Stop being scared little sheep!  Take a stand for yourself. Don't rely on the media to dictate your life and your thoughts. Have a couple of your own for God's sake! Being a follower is dangerous!!!!!!!!

Ask yourself... Why didn't someone tell us the world was gonna end a month ago? It's because their publicist hadn't thought of it yet.

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